Television & co.
After a guide of "how you waste your time with Computers", I'm (not so) proud to present you : How to waste your time watching Tee-Vee.
Tee-Vee : A kinda box, usually black or silver grey, with a motion picture in the middle that you watch, which is the screen...
Waste of time : The time you spend doing or not doing something while you should do or not do something else...
Epsilon : in sciences, usually a value that is near but never equal to zero.
Reality-Shows : The best thing ever to waste your time. Instead of going out with your friends, in a bar, having a beer, laugh and talk, sit on your sofa and turn the "stupid button" on. Your I.Q. downs to something like Epsilon power Epsilon, and start enjoying everything that truly (but in fact it's not true) happens somewhere : you see people that are not actors ! (but actually there are, but shhhh don't tell it, it's a secret).
So you see how far some people on Earth can go to look unpurposely stupid. This is very good for you : whether you tell yourself they are quite more stupid than you, which makes you feel swell ! (I'm not as stupid as thaaaat... :D) or whether you tell yourself you're exactly like that but you could do better !
Others : News : believe what you see to make the reporters and their boss are happy ;o) TV Shows : the best way to waste your time with them is to start watching something that you really don't like : 10 minutes should be enough to knock your mind down and take you inside the story : you can waste easily 30 minutes watching a damn stupid-humour-powered show and enjoy it... Movies : You've nothing better to do than to watch a movie where there a famous actor to finally realize it was a flop... Cooking : If you were never a cook, do you think that Tee-Vee's gonna tell you how to ? Buying : Why to buy something shown on Tee-Vee while there are quite better web sites to waste your time ? Especially when you know that you're never gonna buy any bullshit like that ?
... I'm out of stupid inspiration... So that's all for now ;o)
posted by philippe @ 01:43
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2 Comments:
I only watch the news, some movies... hardly spend my time watching other stupid things (stupid to me). Yes, my IQ starts falling when I'm in front of reality-shows...or whatever the shit you want. For me, it's just a way to relax. Do you know how much time does the average French spend watching TV (per days) ? I think it's 3... some people would think it's normal, others, it's high. It's just an average, so let's say some people watch TV during 8 hours per days ! oh god !
Stupid things do help resting. Of course. ;o)
Usually, I think it's the goal. Well, sometimes I believe it's boring and unrestful... (Like the ones where they spend their time shouting out loud, whatever they shout out loud, it becomes really unbearable...)
^_^
Anyway, this thread was not something about what I believe, it was everything stupid to say in a few minutes... :-p
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